i found a threatening bookmark
THEY GAVE THIS TO ME IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
my skills include
- drawing headshots facing left
- finishing an entire cup of ice cream in less than 1 minute
- being afraid to send and receive calls
- sitting motionless in the same spot for more than 7 hours
- crying over fictional characters
Oh #Christmas #tree oh #Christmastree #workshennanigans #decorations #baubles #bigblueballs #hehehe #ineedtogrowup #tinsel #lights #merrychristmas
im fucking crYIN G omfg
This is my favorite SNL skit of all time. I’m so glad it’s a gifset now.
omg my mom left 7 seconds ago i have the house to myself for about 6 hours omg this is finally happening after years of waiting
you know what i did in the time i was home alone? nothing. i went to the living room to talk to my pets and i got my hand stuck in a can of pringles
even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle
so right now would be a wonderful time for benny to come back and just grip dean’s shoulders and make him look him in the eye and tell him “it’s alright, broth’r, you’re doing the best y’can.”
I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.
So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.
what the fuck do you do if you get your period in space
if you’re not fuckin pumped for the holiday season then you’re feliz navidead to me.